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@asgs Or. "Save Martians", the fishes, or the universe whatever, this startup will save all! So how many billions are you willing to invest?
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CaptainRant443311dIt's this kind of empty bs talk that drove me nuts at my previous job. They're literally saying nothing. Nothing. And promising people they should invest in them. Big bucks.
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@CaptainRant Imagine if AI agents start "startups". Instead of devs they replace the managers. lol
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@NaturalStupidiy They would be a whole lot more efficient than managers! At startups, my experience has been:
manager: "uhhh ask me later :D"
manager: "uhhh I'm busy rn"
manager: "uhhhhmmmm ask the other guy"
Sigh
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