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Is this so different from tech startup presentation?

Our revolutionary platform leverages next-gen AI, decentralized blockchain orchestration, and hyper-scalable cloud-native microservices to synergize collective intelligence and unlock a paradigm shift in human potential. By gamifying sustainability through tokenized social impact layers and deploying frictionless API integrations across Web3 ecosystems, we’re not just disrupting legacy infrastructures—we’re architecting a regenerative future. Our mission-driven, community-centric, and data-sovereign approach empowers Gen Z digital natives to co-create resilient value networks that transcend borders, democratize innovation, and ultimately save humanity from systemic collapse.

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    Save Humanity? That's unbelievably preposterous
  • 2
    @asgs Or. "Save Martians", the fishes, or the universe whatever, this startup will save all! So how many billions are you willing to invest?
  • 4
    It's this kind of empty bs talk that drove me nuts at my previous job. They're literally saying nothing. Nothing. And promising people they should invest in them. Big bucks.
  • 0
    @CaptainRant Imagine if AI agents start "startups". Instead of devs they replace the managers. lol
  • 0
    @NaturalStupidiy They would be a whole lot more efficient than managers! At startups, my experience has been:

    manager: "uhhh ask me later :D"

    manager: "uhhh I'm busy rn"

    manager: "uhhhhmmmm ask the other guy"

    Sigh
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