Going through the codebase...

That's how you implement a hugely scalable application without the need of unnecessary databases.

My eyes went like ~˛~ ➡️ O˛O

I read it like three times, first I saw direct equals for comparison, then I realized it was hardcoded to admin, then realized password wasn't a variable and was also hardcoded--to password.

My eyes got progressively larger.

Ah yes. Perfect security.

perfect

url plz

Way too complicated. I think we should implement username only logins and ban passwords. Just add a rule to the TOS stating that you are not allowed to use other people's username.

Sounds legit

Reminds me of this rant: https://devrant.com/rants/1656723/.... Rants like these always brighten my day. 👍