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b2plane62414dended up shitting first because i love shitting more than i love eating a beautiful ice cream
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Definitely eat the shit first, that way you have the ice cream to look forward to.
Maybe have some pickled ginger between the two, to cleanse the palate. -
retoor3974dWhy the fuck does nobody mentioning the melting of the ice cream. Of course you do the ice cream first. And because you love to shit, you'll have more to shit!
Jesus, Rookie. -
@retoor no no no, you shit in the ice cream and then eat both at the same time so you can go for a second ride
should i first shit and eat ice cream or eat ice cream and then shit?
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