Dev life pro tip:

If you lack years of experience or proven track record of a specific technology, just say you do but you can't talk about. You signed a NDA. Very sensitive. Icky stuff for the CIA. The less you know the lesser the chance you end up naked in rural idaho, tripping balls on LSD convinced you are a toad for the rest of your life compliment of the MKULTRA program

is this why people dislike gypsies

Yeah, if you don’t want people to know that you are a dishonest piece of shit, just lie to them.

@Lensflare bitch please you think not having used their specific niche library will make me do my job worse?

You get the game of capitalism, yes? I have 3 levels of parasite I have to convince that I'm the guy to get to the customer. So sorry I don't want to fucking starve because I don't have 12 years experience in converting integers to double. .

@antigermanist your interpretations of what you think that I meant but definitely not said are so predictable

@Lensflare you called me a dishonest piece of shit

@antigermanist

First: No, I didn’t. English is quite ambiguous having the same word for general you and specific you.

Second: What does this have to do with anything?

Third: Not heaving said that you are and not having meant that you are doesn’t mean that you aren’t.

@Lensflare you called me a dishonest pos???

@Lensflare I never understand wtf you're talking about, no offense

@antigermanist I know this feeling from when I‘m talking with jestdotty.

@antigermanist Now if jestdotty doesn’t understand you, then we have a nice triangle of confusion.

@Lensflare no but i called her dumb earlier and I regret. Why am I so snappy and anger prone I wonder?

It's like spring here, new place noticed immediately it wouldn't be a problem, but clients are retarded and will go "this has spring in cv" regardless if the other has more years in java

@jestdotty trolling is what I think people do if I assume that they are more intelligent than they really are and that they are spewing bullshit on purpose to enrage others. :]

@jestdotty btw, you are correct. I‘m not alive. I‘m a ghost in your head.

@jestdotty you are the one who keeps mentioning it being about winning. I still don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Smells a hell lot like projection to me.

Oh the irony of you telling me how insufferable I am!

About the trolling part: yeah it wasn‘t about me not wanting to admit that I‘m trolling sometimes.
It was about questioning if the assumption is correct that it‘s intentional and not just being dumb instead.

@jestdotty aaaargh I‘m taking you seriously again!
I wanted to stop doing that.
You really know how to annoy the hell out of people!

@Lensflare trolling is what you think people do if you assume that you are more intelligent than them and that they must be spewing bullshit on purpose to enrage others (because it enraged you).

@Lensflare tbf you're annoying too ahah.

Make shorter sentences. It really helps.

I once worked a job under ITAR regulations. It was pretty boring stuff honestly, but I'd have to verify someone is a US citizen before I could talk to them about it.

@djsumdog yeah normally i cant legally talk about my time at apple I think.

But fuck them

@antigermanist you always try to brag about that.

You were in apple support. That‘s on the same level as cleaning the toilets in an apple office.

Technically it counts as working for apple but in reality it really doesn’t.

@Lensflare support already gave me insight into their morally bankrupt bullshit but that's not the only job I had there, idiot

@antigermanist what’s the other job that you had there?

@antigermanist

> support already gave me insight into their morally bankrupt bullshit

Sounds like the perfect job for you then.