I thought programming would be as easy as understanding your girlfriend.... It's a lot harder...

I think there may be a positive side to that scenaio 😉

@Jumpshot44 programming and love really test your passion and patience

@copypaster maybe programming is the digital manifestation of love?

@darthtigris maybe... It's a great way to see it

I strenuously object to that assertion!

No matter how alien a programming language maybe, it is still constrained by logic and syntactic rules. NO means NO, YES means YES. It is just some truth table piling up on a long traceable sequence of event. Ocassionally, some exceptions may appear.

Girlfriends on the other hand don't follow logic, Today's YES can mean NO tomorrow. Sometimes YES mean YES it can also means NO and there is a Quantum super possition where YES means both YES AND NO at the same time. There is also a forth and nth dimension of YES OR NO that is completely transient in nature like those sub-subatomic particles that exist in the immediate aftermath of a particle collision in CERN Large Hadron Collider where YESes and Nos alternates into infinite integrals of YESses and NOs that simply boggles your mind and will drive you insane.

The only way for the universe to stay balanced and sane is just to say I'm sorry at the end of everything. Exceptions is the norm!