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Fuck Azure, Fuck Windows, Fuck Microsoft.

Half ass baked products in the market. Half the time there's no documentation. When there's a documentation it is so bad that it makes me feel like biting my teeth so hard that I am left with fucking pieces of incisors. My blood fucking boils whenever I need to deal with "POWER"shell. Fucking weaklings.

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  • 1
    @jespersh lol wut?
    Give a man a chance!
  • 2
    But... VS code...
  • 5
    And fuck you too..

    But hey, I guess docs.Microsoft.com with hundreds of thousands of documentation pages for all MS technologies and every single API, method, parameter, etc... are not enough for your double Einstein-level brain capacity..

    Learn how to read.
  • 0
    @MrCSharp Let me rant. GTFO
  • 0
    @RayBaunaAli make me 😝😋😛
  • 0
    @lunorian good for you. 👍
  • 2
    @MrCSharp dude, not cool. For him to vent is the whole point of the site.
  • 2
    git.gud.
  • 2
    *joins devRant*
    *needs ++*
    *rants about Microsoft without knowing the first thing about those tech or ever trying to use it*

    But seriously dude, probably the only thing half baked here is your dumb brain! Seriously, not saying there's not stuff to rant about, but docs? Msft has undoubtedly one of the best docs out there!.. Ever tried even trying to read... I bet you didn't.. 🤷‍♂️.. Else you've got a damn dumb brain!

    Also Azure is easily the overall best cloud put there as of today (although some services on aws are better)
  • 3
    @DangerousDev Okay I think I misunderstood the platform, my bad. I am trying to fix a bug for 3 days straight, so used devrant to vent. I guess this isn't the right platform.😔

    As to your first claim, I am not doing this for ++ and seriously dude no offence but if you care so much about your ++ then probably I think you are here for the wrong reasons. Just a thought.

    Peace.
  • 0
    Any pointers for learning poweshell will be really appreciated.
  • 0
    @RayBaunaAli Sorry dude but your rant just doesn't really look like it came from someone really into the ecosystem..

    As I earlier said, it's not like there's no stuff to rant about in mfts's stack, but your rant just seems like someone pretend ranting.. Because everything you said couldn't be more WRONG 🤷‍♂️
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    @DangerousDev I am just 6 months old in terms of my career. 😬
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    @RayBaunaAli
    Chill. It's not as bad you think.
    PowerShell is awesome once you get the hang of it. Infact you'll be almost 10 times faster with certain tasks.
    Azure has come a long way from what it was and trust me when I say you're lucky you didn't have to work with some of the earlier implementations.
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    #TrueStory

    Guy I knew from another job conned me into working at his new job.

    8 months ago: Yeah man, Azure is the shit. Great opportunities! You're gonna help me

    2 months ago: Still no Azure credentials.

    Guy: hey man, let our boss know I'm helping you! He wants to let me go.

    2 days ago: Boss quits.

    Me: How about a contributor login?

    Guy: You aint ready yet. Get AZ104.

    I'm still doing petty AD user admin and level 1-2 Windows support crap

    Yesterday: I fucking quit with no notice. Still no Azure credentials. LOL
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