I ain't fat, tis the Universe expanding 💁🏻‍♂️

Go home 'YouTube Recommendation Algorithm' - You drunk !

Is Skynet online yet ?

We're just biological computers programmed by our experiences throughout our existence.

(Guess I need to wean off AI for a while !)

You know, if gravity was to disappear all of a sudden, Shit would hit the fan !
Quite literally 😶

Trust me
Life's a lot easier if you can code a little :)
-Coder

Had suggested using Workstations and external monitors for the workforce to improve the overall productivity.

Fell on Deaf Ears...

Now, almost a year later, suggestions come from the top level asking for the same !
😒

It sucks big time when you've put in days and nights on a particular project and later face flak for not delivering it on time. What can I do that it took time 🤷🏾‍♂️

I did not purposely intend to lose business hours, I only want to do my work properly with the full (or atleast some) knowledge of what I'm doing !

Guess I just had a Bad day 😅

Hey you guys working on cloud technologies..
Can you guys... like .... turn off the 'Rain', in my location, for a while. ?
I wanna get home :\

(Not a rant)
Mantra for a good life : Stage the good bits, .gitignore the bad ones. Commit and push to Memory !

Peace ☮️

I have to connect to a VPN, then RDP onto a machine halfway across the world and then use TeamViewer to access the client's test environment 🙄.

And during a Skype call, one our boss says 'There's too much lag from your end'😤

A well written script is a lot like a spell.
You invoke it and well stuff( magic to few 😋 ) happens.
The resemblance is uncanny!

Well, off to the Wizarding world of IT Devops then.

All good things come in small packages. Some TCP and some others IP.

So today I was working on some PowerShell scripts and I get a question from a colleague
Colleague: So, How's your girlfriend doing ?
Me: "You cannot call a method on a null-valued expression" -ForegroundColour "Red"

*Colleague throws something at me*
Totally worth it!

What do you think are the best steps towards being a successful hacker ? (Not a cracker f.y.i)
I'm asking about the real steps to take if you want to get into the hacking scenes ?

Switch out HD for an SSD, a good one.
#wk38