The CEO asks God:
"God, how much time do you need to create the earth?"
God: "uh, 10 billion years I think"
CEO: " You have only 7 days. Well 6, the last one is to fix everything gone wrong after deploying"

And here we are

  • 5
    Is the CEO god‘s boss?
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  • 5
    BTW it's not mine, I just adapted to dev. My CEO it's complaining about my estimates alway, and yes I'm God.
    I couldn't find the original joke to quote it
  • 10
    I think "and He saw that it was good" means he ran the test suite after each feature was implemented and they all came up green.

    Then, of course, His users came in and F'ed everything up. 😂
  • 6
    This is gold.
  • 1
    This is amazing thank you so much
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