Do you know programmers like this...?

@Alice this feel so unituitive...but actually makes alot of sense

Remember kids: always tuck in a bunch of "sleep(1500);" wherever you can ... it'll make things soooo much easier to release a "significantly faster v2.0"!

@Alice "Baby, I like your style" ... :-)

@Haxk20 this whole faster hardware shittier code is gonna catch up with us.... I can’t stand people thinking they can program cuz they made some website, or made an mobile app or whatever... never touching C or assembly ... allowing java and c# garbage collectors do the “scary work” for them.... it will catch up ... and when it does, finally the industry will be able to have a purge / culling (non death .. just firing) of all the “programmers” and allow us Software Engineers to really show folks how it’s done.... “optimized for the metal”..... people will learn .. hmmm maybe I should have took the time to make that myself rather than take the short cut and widdle in some joe blow, never meet the developer, library or API, that you have no idea how it works “but it work” .... stop piecing together shitty code from other with your own code cuz in the end the whole project is shit..... DO IT YOURSELF.. TAKE THE TIME! cuz in the end, you’ll know every line, every end every side of your code from top to bottom, inside and out... if your manager wants you to use some third party shit, and won’t allow you todo it yourself, then 1 you need to work on present the facts, 2 your manager must not be a software engineer, 3 you might be working at a hack shop...

@Alice Thank you very much for sharing your knowledge with us. I know now why people at work do not take me seriously, why they do not respect me and do not recognize my value. I will follow all your lessons and I would apreciate if you accept to be my master.

@Alice I used to follow the instructions of a bad men that taught everything wrong to me. It was Uncle Bob and his book Clean Code.

@Alice watch out, seems like people doesn’t understand sarcasm...

Unless the answers were sarcastic too, in which case I’m the one who doesn’t understand sarcasm. Damn this gets too meta for me.........

@Haxk20 yeah well, early morning for me, my brain just had to wake up i guess

i learned about it to be a named antipattern, at least in my country. we call it "the bird cannon" (cannon to shoot sparrows, in literal translation).

i've always wondered if it has a proper colloquial name in english too...

Use bogo sort! It can "potentially" sort it with an O(1).