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Regarding the Area 51 news. These guys are really stupid. They’ll deservedly got shot soon as they come close enough to the fence, and even if they get over, then what??

Anyone who know anything, knows that you need to spawn a jet pack, get to the second hanger ASAP, and jump in the Rhino. They can’t touch you after that, even with 5 stars!!

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  • 3
    Jet pack over the fence?
    there was an unguarded gate you could just drive through.
    Nail it to the hanger, grab the jump jet and be flying around the "big ear" before heading out over the ocean before they sent in their own jets to shoot you down. Barrel roll a few times to avoid those fucking rockets and touch down at verdant meadows and swing a hard right into the hanger.

    Pull out the mini gun and let those fuckers have it as they try walking in.
  • 8
    1) nobody is actually showing up. It'll be like a few thousand (which is a lot, but not the 1.5 mil or so).

    2) highly doubt they'll actually use live rounds. They'll probably use rubber bullets as a method to scare off/deter the fucking losers that do show up.

    3) it's literally just a meme for 98% of the people.
  • 2
    @Stuxnet yeah 👍 didn’t think they’d actually shoot anyone, I was just tryna milk the jokes. Still, anyone who tries to, deserves to get shot 😁
  • 1
    @C0D4 Yeah, this too! it reminds me of 300 the movie, where they squeeze their enemy in a bottleneck. I’ll pretend they’re Extinction Rebellion protestors. Those fuckers were affecting everyday working Londoners, just because they watched some fucking (awesome) documentary, fucking hypocrites never gave a fuck before then. Do they even recycle?? Acting holier than thou. One lady flew in from over the Atlantic!!! Can you imagine the bloody hypocrisy!
  • 1
    Area 51? Do you mean Area 69?
  • 1
    if elon was serious we'll have all the hardware we need tho
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