After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

That's called evolution. ;)

That happened to me too, on my very first day. No regrets.

It's alright, they are equally awful. 😁

It's not that bad if you use OOP in php.

@dindin I'd call Java slightly less terrible, for the simple reason that I just can't tolerate the idea of a server oriented language that decided "let me just have a type system that would rather return garbage than produce errors"

It's still an upgrade over php :p

~ company$ company --quit -f

or

:q

Thanks for your encouragement

"Don't worry about resource management. Just tell your code to use all the system resources it can, at all times. People won't mind."

What would you reckon your next thing would be?

🙏

.NET dev here.
I've mostly done Python at work lately

lol, welcome to IT!

just wait until you get hired as 3d-hololens programmer/prototyper, and then keep being assigned bugfixing and extending various ASP.NET intranet apps, as happened to me =D

That is actually good :) Would be even more awesome if it was a Kotlin project, to my opinion :)

Got hired as a Java developer, first day found out it was a C# team, moved to PLSQL in a year, jumped into AS3 out of insanity in 2 years, and now finding peace in using React legos to make toys... and stuff.
Development is a crazy lifestyle like that.

Ah, reverse engineering

@2lazy2debug I'm almost afraid to ask but: Powershell?