So someone invaded my workstation and did this on my Slack Status -.-"

Hmm. I should use this somewhere

imagine:

a github maid cafe

😆

Name reveal?

@nitwhiz thank you sir

@heyheni I'd pay good money to have git black magic assistance from maids in skimpy maid outfits! As long as the coffee aint done from instant-coffee powder.

@NeatNerdPrime ok lets open one. With Italian espresso and real japanese Akihabara maids (computer science students) equipped with microsofts hololenses.
Senior (beer belly gandalf bearded) developers guiding the maids via hololens to solve your code problem. While you sip on your ice coffee frapucino eat rubber duck cake and pet cute penguins.

Let's call it Nerdgasm Maid Coffee 😆

I feel like I gave people ideas for a new startup today

@caramelCase i certainly have. If successful i'll pay royalties. Screencap this in your best interest.

Lmao doesn’t anyone lock their machines anymore?!

Then again...they always find a way to get you anyways 😂

I change my colleagues desktop background to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic if they leave thier workstation unlocked and unattended.

Teaches good data security.

First offense: see picture.
Second offense: format hard drive

obviously don't actually do that, but a script that fakes such an output might be fine