Everyday, not today!

To which I'd respond "fuck you, today no write access to source repository"

I promise I'll update it soon. I'm about to change the requirements for this route, wouldn't want to backtrack right? RIGHT? PLEASE OMFG DON'T MAKE ME WRITE THE DOCS TODAY

My therapist has spent the last 10 years trying to understand the way my brain works, and you want me to explain it to you in three pages???

So funny because not having documentation implies the stuff you built wasn't properly analyzed for requirements, wasn't specified and maybe even wasn't properly designed nor tested. After all, if we would practice proper software engineering the documentation would already be there now wouldn't it?