I’m sorry I didn’t read your marketing email within 2 minutes of getting it. Please forgive me.

It's petty but I fucking hate when companies send these follow-up emails to remind you that you never did the thing you never said you wanted to do to begin with. One "give us feedback" email is fine but following up on it?

My feedback is fuck off.

@HellaDev I brought my car into a dealership to be repaired. Got signed up to marketing stuff. I got a text message about a sale, a call the next day to see did I read the text and a pamphlet in my letterbox. I will unsubscribe from everything now

This is all really irritating because I really like zen hub as a tool. But they are now tracking if I open their emails or not which is so fucking creepy

@Nanos What do you mean? Launching packages on a carefully calibrated trajectory with a slingshot and atmospheric braking around Venus in a cardboard box is the single fastest way to deliver to Mars this month.

I love how it even admits: You didnt have a chance to open my last email yet.