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ColdFusion and all ColdFusion devs should be executed. Its a god-awful software from the 90's and if you still use it you're either braindead or ignorant.

Shut up about legacy CF code too! No one cares whether or not your embeddable calendar would be hard to make in JS; fucking figure it out.

I realise that CF may make things easier in the short run, but in the long run you'll have introduced so much technical debt that you'll run crying back to JS anyways; CF is so hard to refactor and even to make flexible that you would spend less total time over an application lifecycle learning JS.

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  • 3
    I don't actually think you should be executed i just hate how unextensible the application is
  • 3
    I almost became a CF dev, then I chose another path, granted thats hated more by society but meh, atleast it didn't die off in the early 2ks.

    There's legacy systems, then there's Legacy systems.
  • 2
    Short explanation of CF anyone?
  • 7
    @Ranchu think adobe flash but at a server level.
  • 6
    @C0D4 The. Fuck.
  • 7
    @Ranchu with html-like syntax.

    <cf-if cond="var == val">
    <cf-for noideahow>
    //whatever
    </cf-for>
    </cf-if>

    NOW you're allowed to do a proper "THE FUCK?" as this deserves.
  • 3
    yeah, we have COBOL programmers which say that C programmers should be executed
  • 3
    @Midnigh-shcode Looks like someone tried to make html into a programming language.

    THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
  • 0
    @bvs23bkv33 except that cobol is a lot less flexible than C imo...
  • 1
    It was ahead of it’s time but since graphics software company acquired developer tools company everything got fucked up.
  • 0
    @vane fair; i haven't really experienced pre-v10 CF
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