"dead code has value. And the value is negative"

-- Kevlin Henney, Devternity '19

As long as the dead code is actually dead, some days I'm too scared to poke it to find out.

- Comments lie
This function is deprecated, use this one over here instead

- Code lies
This.oldFuction()
// This.newFunction();

Routes lie
- Fuck that redirect on the _v2.ext

@C0D4 the only way to make sure the code is really dead is to delete it

Idk, sometimes it has comedic value. Might even be meme worthy