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FuckTS
5y

Fuck PHP, what a piece of shit language, have to add a fucking $ to every fucking variable wether declared or not, half the fucking functionality of a language such as Javascript with a 1/4 of the features and sometimes these features don't even fucking work properly!!! Like fucking functions requiring to have a function, WHAT THE FUCK? Why does something like javascript .find() HAS TO BE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT!!! Seriously, for all of you who swear by PHP, do the world a favor and dig yourselves a grave and bury yourselves in it. Fucking down syndrome motherfuckers.

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  • 4
    5y
    @AleCx04 😂😂
  • 13
    5y
    Whoot php hate bandwagon is in town!!

    array_search() is so hard 😂

    Also the $ symbol comes from perl if I remember my ancient history correctly.

    Oh and one last thing, I used php to dig my grave, but while I was at it, it generated an income for me.
  • 11
    5y
    @Stuxnet this is from the very same retard that posts his homework assignments in here and can't get TypeScript cuz types are hard.

    I ain't too offended by it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • 5
    5y
    @AleCx04 ah that guy.

    Well then, I stand by me previous comment.
  • 2
    5y
    @AleCx04 oof I forgot about that 😂 I remember seeing them whenever they were posted.
  • 0
    5y
    @AleCx04 I finished it so, joke's on you ahahahaahahha!!!
  • 1
    5y
    Salame et paamayim nekudotayim. The beatings will continue until your php improves :O
  • 0
    5y
    @dUcKtYpEd yeah planning to get a food truck soon!
  • 1
    5y
    @FuckTS think again, I never had to ask people for help with my homework. Even less here. Kudos tho!
  • 2
    5y
    You're dumb.
  • 0
    5y
    Invalid arguments 🤔
  • 2
    5y
    Just because you can't understand the simplest things about PHP, because it obviously lacks intelligence, there's no need to be insulting.

    It's clear that with little experience in development, you will quickly become frustrated because you would be better off at the checkout in a supermarket...
  • 1
    5y
    @Jilano Being young isn't an excuse if you have internet access.
  • 2
    5y
    I've written good APIs, CLI tools and whatnot in PHP so for me its a good language :)
  • 1
    5y
    First of all, it's not funny to swear by the sake of it.
    Second of all, you can get rid of $variables using functions. :v
  • 1
    5y
    Ok seeing your profile for a bit, you can't say a language is shit if you don't know how to use it for simple math concepts.
  • 1
    5y
    @c3r38r170 mind if I say something in our mutual beautiful native language? unless Spanish is not yours and I misread Argentina in your profile
  • 0
    5y
    @c3r38r170 By that logic I wouldn't ever be a programmer as my math skills are about non-existent.
  • 0
    5y
    @linuxxx I'm pretty sure you know how to count.
  • 1
    5y
    @AleCx04 Dale nomá'.
  • 0
    5y
    @c3r38r170 Well yeah but math isn't simple calculus as far as I've learned 😅
  • 0
    5y
    @linuxxx Yeah it gets quite hard real quickly but I wasn't referring to that part of maths.
  • 1
    5y
    @c3r38r170 Maybe that's a cultural thing? Over here, maths always refers to the "more complicated" stuff, we don't call calculus maths :)
  • 1
    5y
    @linuxxx
    Same here. Where I'm from math is analytical formulation, fundamental operations are arithmetic.
  • 0
    5y
    @linuxxx Probably. Here calculus, algebra, and other things are all considered part of maths AFAIK, they have their names but are maths overall.
    However I was referring specifically to the notions of reminders, addition, substraction and digits positions, that ain't no calculus.
  • 1
    5y
    @c3r38r170 los americanos usan el jurar en vano mucho en la manera en la que hablan :V inclusive en Texas que es muy de cuidar ese tipo de cosas lo escucha uno por todo lado. Ah y la otra cosa es que este usuario que posteo esto es un burro.
  • 1
    5y
    @AleCx04
    Burro is interesting encoding for pinche pendejo :p
  • 1
    5y
    @SortOfTested omg hahahahaha it was indeed :P no lie I was going to use that originally but decided not to hahaha
  • 1
    5y
    @AleCx04 lmfao
  • 0
    5y
    @AleCx04 Insultar* pero sí, generalmente. Igual dónde me muevo no es tan normal putear así de suelto, por eso ya me llamó la atención.
  • 1
    5y
    @c3r38r170 donde use insultar? no entendi a que te refieres con insultar*
  • 0
    5y
    @AleCx04 Swear doesn't translate to jurar in this context, it translates to insultar.
  • 1
    5y
    @c3r38r170 ah I get you :P
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