Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

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    priority: highest
    assigned to: 96k people
    blocked by: incompetent-state-agencies-42
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    @don-rager Environment: production
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    because it's your job to programm it away and save the world while doing a split between two driving lorries.

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    Because your body is basically a machine with code you cannot update while running. Or restart it without bad side effects sometimes. So like that one machine doing prod stuff on ages old software.
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    Won't fix (can't contain)
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    I dont know if you copied it, but else give credit where credit is due 😉
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    Whoring for ++s I see
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    Acceptance criteria:
    - Dry cough
    - fever
    - difficulty in breathing
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