I just got told on a video meeting that I am far too pretty to be a developer.

To be fair, I am well aware of this, most devs I have met on the wild are some ugly ass motherfuckers.

I is a pretty ass mfker.

You're pretty :)

"Hey there, pretty boy!"
"Watcha doing later?"

*winks*

Is it because you had a shower last week? ^^

Pics or it didn't happen

@Tayo Yes !
@AleCx04 pics or it didn't happen !

@Tayo @Catastrophe People first asked for @M1sf3t abs and now @AleCx04's face... If we keep going, we'll soon have an entire human!

I believe this calls for a face reveal!

🚩

@Jilano Hmmm now where to for limbs ....

@Catastrophe That guy right above you (@C0D4) probably has good ones. I mean, he's "strayan" so it has to be fully tanned and muscular.

@Jilano like the average handsome devranter collage?

You look like a trans react developer from new york fuck they talmbout

@sweetnothings Alright bring in the hacksaw boys
Omae wa mou shindeiru 😆

@sweetnothings yes digital of course hehe * throws the crowbar away *

@M1sf3t Son... What did I say about social media? Only when you've finished your homework! Go back to your room and leave your phone on the kitchen table.

Huh. Nice. My looks are binary. Either I look like I was run over by a truck with spiky tires and then tossed into an acid bath or not.

@M1sf3t Because you don't want to end up like aunt @rutee07
Besides, I told you the other kids are a bunch of idiots anyway.

@Ranchu To be honest, that first description looks more interesting.

@Fast-Nop I am gonna go ahead and start believing that you have cameras inside my house

@Catastrophe @Tayo you guys go first :V or add me on telegram :V got a pic of me there

@C0D4 bro you have me on telegram :P

@yellow-dog you think I am the most beautiful man to walk the earth don't lie

@M1sf3t exactly the same reason why I have a beard man haha I look 20 without it

@AleCx04 eh, high 8, maybe low 9

@AleCx04 ooooh... I didn't look 👀

Who's a pretty boi!!!

@AleCx04 Dude, you just turned @C0D4 gay AGAIN. You have to stop

Being a pretty developer is like being a one eyed king in kingdom of blinds 😂,

All i am saying is that’s a really low bar to clear , so don’t sweat it

@Jilano I would turn gay for @AleCx04 ☺️

I'll regret that sentence one day.

@C0D4 Ha! Not to worry, it's not like anyone would screenshot that message, right...?

@sweetnothings oh... welp, guess it's time to change my name.

@sweetnothings your right, I couldn't hide around here even if I tried.

@C0D4 😍😍😘

@hardfault you do raise a fair point lol

@sweetnothings @Jilano @AleCx04
Who needs screen shots when it's been archived 😅

https://web.archive.org/web/...

@sweetnothings wasn't me.
Oh look, I even upgraded my monitor 😅

I'm still happy.. I think.
Maybe more cynical then 20k me.

The hobo look paints a different picture though.

@C0D4 you grew some bangs !!

@hardfault this is Covy, my Covid mullet. Seriously need a hair dressers to open around here.

@C0D4 I'm on the old scissors that I sheared my dog with 20 years ago, and an electric trimmer for the fine tuning.

@sweetnothings @C0D4 Looked so young back then. I wonder what happened...

@Jilano Time?

@Fast-Nop Nah, time doesn't hurt as much. Look at his face, it's like he aged a century in the span of a year

@Jilano Sounds like a WordPress job. ^^

@Jilano @sweetnothings everything is fine it’s just that fucking goatee !!

@Fast-Nop Could be that, yeah

Or as @sweetnothings said, the popcorn might have finally destroyed what was left of his body after the great emu war. We'll never know for sure

I'm a bit worried though, as he hasn't replied in quite some time...

@Jilano Maybe he's struggling to lower his IQ sufficiently for finding an appropriate answer to our banter? ^^

@Fast-Nop That or he got into a drunken fight with a roo!

@Fast-Nop 👀I'm sure WP jobs do that kind of damage to people.

@sweetnothings @Jilano covy is ageing me, not enough beauty sleep these days to absorb the anti-ageing cream I'm sufficient doses.

Covy will be removed and then I'll look young again!!! Either that or I'll choke on it at some point.

@hardfault the moustache makes me look like a porn Star.... 🤔 this could work.

@C0D4 <insert some yo mama shit here> ^^

@sweetnothings

@C0D4 | 🌈😸

@Jilano did you just shove me through a pipe and make a pussy happy?

@rutee07 there's nothing quite like taking her home and never letting her go, mother!

@sweetnothings Covy was a tight fit, but we got there in the end.

WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI

next time maybe try and show your face instead of ass?

@Midnight-shcode man that makes it even better, ass is pretty flat not gonna lie