How to become a developer in 2016:

Step 1: Install Linux
Step 2: Brag everywhere that you've installed Linux and removed Windows
Step 3: ?????

You are now a developer

And for a trial version: http://hackertyper.com/

Dumped windows in... Uhm...

2003? I think...

Never looked back, course, that was back in the fedora core 1 days. Were it not for Linux and python I'd never have become a programmer!

I can say if it wasn't for Windows I wouldn't have become a developer, mostly cause I used a program and said I can make something better than that

Best rant of the day.

HowTo become an Android developer:

Step 1: Tap Build Number frantically in About phone settings
Step 2: ???
Step 3: You are now a developer

That's what I did.

Install kali linux and tell em you're a h4x0r

@corscheid Ha, nice

@dontbeevil it is now!!!!

@corscheid whoops, I posted a rant about this and have now come across this post 😄

I dumped Windows so hard that I removed them from my home. I yell at anyone else who has windows and tell them that there Windows will crash and they should not have any.

Step 3: Use vim

Step 3: Continue to brag about your use of Linux and on any thread that suggests that someone's Windows installation is having issues, recommend that they install Linux as soon as possible because Microsoft is evil with their updates that provide important patches to keep you safe while using your computer.

You forgott to tab your build number 7 times

With the use of Linux comes many challenges and struggles that mold you into a developer