If it weren't for all the people who deleted their accounts, my avatar would be wearing a suit and tie right now.

Tsk tsk tak...

Now my avatar looks like a part time pimp + full time cs student. 😎😒👩🏻‍💻

I hope, you're not mad about it

Welcome to devRant, young one!

You'll fit right in with all those rants about your professors/school.

@Jilano k dad 😛

@thebiochemic I'm not mad, just disappointed 😜

@NoMad Careful with that tone, young girl. Besides, you know how much your mother value your studies.

@Jilano 🤔🤔🤔 she actually doesn't. She has suggested in multiple occasions that she could find me a nice husband. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Frederick 😒😒😒 👊

@Jilano daaaaad! Tell him something! ( @Frederick )

@Frederick🖕🏻

I lack understanding of American humor to know what to say here so here's just a nice picture of a fire extinguisher burning.

@Ranchonyx that's lit, i suppose

@NoMad Daughter, I have something important to tell you. I'm sorry we lied to you, but @Frederick is actually your mother.

"Surpriiiiise"

Now, did you have a nice breakfast? You know it's the most important meal of the day!

@Jilano *gasp* what in fuck's name is this magic??? My mother is not a bald angry middle aged guy! How long have you been under his spell?

@NoMad It all started 13 years ago, on the day you were born. We were a young couple, blessed by the many gods. That was enough for others to be ope envious of our situation, especially the "Fallen One" whose name shall not be spoken.
As you can imagine, when one more blessing shined on us (that's you, my little one), he became furious.

Even though we had no idea back then, we soon cake to realise that his wrath and thirst of vengeance had not limit.

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@Jilano we're just about to enter 2021 and you're still pitching to Netflix... 🙄

@NoMad As long as they pay up, I don't mind! (I'm also willing to accept an offer from Amazon if need be)

@Jilano you reading too much Lovecraft