When your girlfriend is not home and you're too lazy to cook something different from yesterday

Instant noodles takes 5 minutes? Just boil hot water and pour.

@iamai This just might be exceeding the skill set available.

@Demolishun considering this smooth brain posted this fucking garbage on a platform meant for dev stuff, you're probably not wrong.

My guess is the mental capacity stops shortly after breathing. Anything they do after that I'd just a miracle

@Demolishun Well if it's an easy open tin can poster might want to order online for some canned tuna or canned beans? Online shopping could means using a computer which has got to be part of the skills of a dev.

I like eating garbage, so I go to my twitter feed.

I can survive on biscuits

@mayank26 I'd take army biscuits and army chocolate any day of the week. Especially the chocolate as it has coffee and cornflakes added.

Or beans with butter and cheese, hehe