DEAR FRONTEND CLIENTS

STOP ASKING ME TO DO THE GEOMETRICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

YOU PASSED FIRST GRADE YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW SHAPES WORK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Please make me a 3D polydodecahedron That I can put on my blog But please don't use JavaScript as I want my site to be JavaScript free

(Someone actually asked me this one time )

Oh yes. Good rant.

Respond with “я бох мне пох”

I had a series of similar requests that were absurd at face value.

I had to make a bunch of old vs new screenshots for them to understand that adding content and not changing anything else .. .actually makes things "bigger" no matter how much you ask that it doesn't.

@butwhytho You don't use <3D-polydodecahedron> tags?

Just be kind and assume they're fans of non-euclidean spaces. 😘

Please make me a none ecludean tesseract animation with CSS.

Can you please draw 7 red lines, five of those with blue ink, two of which with transparent ink.

Edit:
Damn, you were first @Demolishun, but anyway for anyone preferring to read :)

Edit2:
Actually btw, there is one guy who was able to nearly satisfy all of those requirements... https://youtu.be/xNWt0VuMbHA

SO WHAT IS STOPPING US FROM DOING THIS ???? FFS ???

Expert: Geometry.

@dder just ignore it

@butwhytho what should I ignore ?

And regarding your first issue. How about just screenshotting it and <img>-ing it in ?

Just use svg and svg-morph or something like that, it can transform anything into anything and make it animated

@uyouthe It's a multilanguage site. People just need to understand sentences differ in length over various languages, and text wrapping exists for a reason :p

@butwhytho what the actual fuck, how does that shape even look like

@uyouthe “I’m afraid of me”?

To my credit, I know how to read russian but I don’t know what it means most of the time.

@OmerFlame no, not at all. It’s “I’m the god I don’t give a fuck” but funnier and it rhymes

@uyouthe ya bokh mnye pokh.