Programmer Gosling taught me the best pickup lines I know.

There's a dutch speaking facebook group called "the worst pick-up lines ever". This one would be super, but nobody beside a few devs would understand :)

Shouldn't it be abstract class? :-P

I always thought it was a function

I'm not a master of OOP, but as far as I know, static classes can't be instantiated (at least in php, last time I checked, may vary from language to language? I hope not).

There's where the charm of this pickup line lies, love does impossible things, as instantiating a static class...

Or maybe love wasn't a static class to begin with. ;)

If it were abstract, it can be instantiated, but it demands implementation. Thus, we would have a different interpretation of love.

Andddd I think I went to far explaining the joke. :D

@brucecantarim ++ for taking it too far. That's what a true dev does, without fail.

Love runs in a managed environment. That's why instance life times are non deterministic and subject to the whims of the garbage collector. Exceptions thrown during construction are rarely recoverable.

Very beautiful man))