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hjk10156964yYour crown jewel should sport a Corrona who never listens (just a command line interface that always understands you).
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Root797444y@hjk101 Instead of Cortana, it’s 343. Regardless of your input, he ignores you, hums, compliments himself, and occasionally notices you and asks you for the Index. If you figure out how to give it to him, he hums merrily and wipes your hard drives.
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Your Office suite ,sorry I mean "Industrial One"
MH InSmell for mail,
MH Sentence,
MH CurrentBuy for spreadsheets,
MH InfinityGlide for cloud,
MH WeakIdea for presentation,
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wicho25604yWord Processor: MH Numbers
Spreadsheet: MH Mediocre
Presentations: MH WeakArea
File Manager: Floors CouchPotato -
@Condor
The story of Hurd is a really sad one.
Microkernels would even downgrade a 0-day RCE in the network driver from "full pwnage" to "just a DoS". But the implicit security gain by moving most of the "kernel" and all the drivers to userland comes with the cost of decreased performance because of added communication overhead.
Performance was and still is way more important than security. So all modern mainstream kernels are monoliths. -
A suite of office products, Home420.
Implement domain management tools, LazyArchive.
How about an IDE & open source editor... AuditoryApartment & AACode.
And maybe some kind of BoatSimulator.
Oh, also instead of force-installing new features during shutdown, it should remove a random program during boot. -
And maybe instead of sending telemetry TO random companies, you should receive random telemetry FROM companies on your desktop.
"SATYA NADELLA HAS MASTURBATED TWICE TODAY"
"JEFF BEZOS POOPS 3.26 TIMES A MONTH"
"ELON MUSK HAS BRUSHED HIS TEETH ONLY 19 TIMES SINCE CHRISTMAS"
"GOOGLE EMPLOYEES HAVE BOUGHT 456 KILOGRAM OF HEMORRHOID CREAM THIS YEAR"
Maybe we can present these factoids on the login screen... And if you click on it, it opens the search result on Bong. -
devJs13204yWell there is Gates making Windows and I presume your last name is Ceiling so now you are making Floors?
starting my own linux based company, macrohard
our first piece of software will be a linux distro known as doors, and we're going to have a line of tablets called macrohard floors
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