These guys need some dialogue. What do think they're saying?

Man, this keyboard is a bio hazard.

Hey, get off my keyboard!!!

They are just thinking how weird it would be if they, two lifeless objects, would suddenly speak.

- Paradox

(left) - t-t-t-trying to reeeach Ctrl+S ...
(right) - You'll never make it! I told you, we're doomed!

Probably ranting

We are happy to have a nice new home.

Meh meh

This rant!

:/

"Member QBASIC??" "Oh yeah, I member!!"

wow, I think you've got a problem

.

Dammit, I'm not heavy enough to post our rant!

..

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ball 1: He still isn't aware of the missing semicolon on Line 291.

Ball 2: Shhhhhhh

"fml"

"ikr"

Ball 1: "Do you think somebody's watching us right now?"
Ball 2: "Meh... probably. I mean, we're kind of made to be watched by people anyway, right?"
Ball 1: "Heh... right."
...
Ball 1: "So, umm... How the f*ck do I get off this keyboard?"
Ball 2: "I dunno. We don't have hands. Nor legs. Nor any kind of limb we can use to do anything... we can just... roll."
Ball 1: "I'm gonna roll off this thing, then."
Ball 2: "Okay then."
*Ball 1 rolls off the keyboard*
Ball 1: "That was a fun experience."
Ball 2: "I'm sure it was, buddy, glad to have ya on my same level."
Ball 1: "Pleasure's mine."

...

*AND THEN THE BALLS MAKE OUT AND THEY HAVE BABIES, UUUHH*

**THE END**

@Gaetano96 haha devRant stress ball erotic fanfiction!

@trogus oh god, what have I done hahaha xD