Robot gf because I can't get a real one 😞

I predict you will get a gf. Keep trying. 👍

@Jumpshot44 Thanks!! Hope your prediction comes true😂😂it will save my time and money @thmnmlst still better than a real one I guess😂 can press self destruct button anytime I want too😂

@Arjun Sex would be awkward though.

@filthyranter but..but the robot is made for that reason😂😂it should be one of the main features😂

Sorry to be this guy, but that emoji 😕 is wrong. You need to use :/ or the official image.

Emoji police

@rusty-hacker Sorry , but there is no documentation for emojis :/ (👈 is this right?)

@Arjun 😀 good point, no documentation.

while(single) {
try {
getGf();
} catch(RejectionException r) {
//ignore and try again
}
}

@adon94 it looks like the variable single never changes in value. So you might end up with 2^64 gf and still be single.

It changes in the getGf() method. It's just too much code so I didn't want to write it out 😉

@rusty-hacker Well, Its not a bug, its a feature 😂😂

Sex robots are being developed: http://theregister.co.uk/2016/12/...

@d4ng3r0u5 Thank god there are other people like me😂

Okay, here is the plan. It's not that hard.

Shower and brush your teeth. If you can't grow a relatively decent beard, shave it. Put on a clean t-shirt. Lower your expectations. Try to put yourself in situations where you meet women.

The last two steps are crucial. Godspeed bro, we're all gonna make it.

@mrlkts good advice, but the actual problem starts after the last step 😂

@mrlkts "Lower your expectations", you mean knees?

How about a robot that makes robot girlfriends.

@tloren How about a robot gf that makes a robot gf 😀 infinite recursion

Lol I don't have girlfriend also. But I don't want one right now since I love my free time. Maybe one day I will try to get one if i can be bothered.