What a beauty to start the day with

Holy shit lmao

Oh that's just awesome...

so many dots.. for god's sake can someone just change the file name into global_config.php?

Oh dear lord... This person must have root issues.

That's quite a nest you got there.

@NeatNerdPrime yeah, sounds serious.

A friend of mine once had root issues. He died.

We must go deeper!

...This needs an intervention. With a banner and everything.

😨 woah

I've seen this before... Where is it from?

@cankarales hell, how was your visit?

@cankarales PHP Pro Bid

for me its ok, maybe not for you... it's relative...

That is not bad by PHP standards. I worked with an old version of Expression Engine that hard coded paths not only into files, not only into the database but into serialised values in the database. Moving that site was a hoot.

@jamesh oh god...

Zend... I'm THIS close to quit my job cause of this shitty framework. ALL HAIL Laravel and it's fucking perfect ORM, Eloquent. Death to Doctrshitne2