Okay, fuck it. I'm going to buy $20 worth of every penny crypto currency until one of them explodes making me a millionaire

This is big brain time

Jokes aside this is actually a genius idea... What do I have to lose? Sure I may have hundreds or thousands bound up in crypto but I can just cash out when I need to. Because what's the chance that all of them will crash the same time? At worst I'm going to lose $40 if two happen crash to zero simultaneously and come on, is that really gonna happen?

*googles*
“How to handle millions of money”

You got a point, imagine if I were invested $20 worth of bitcoin back in 2015, how much would I got now right?

Don't forget the password to your wallet

*devranter discovers portfolio diversification"

@junon you smartass, I like you

A week later and Dogecoin exploded... well fuck me i guess. Should've bought