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Boss be like:
Me: Hello Boss I will be unable to come to work tomorrow,due to heavy rains.I am literally living on an island now.
Boss: In your job application you mentioned swimming as your hobby.
See you at work @7am....

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    Im happy to call posing as your doctor / local ER and let them know you nearly drowned trying to get to work and are unable to swim for 3 to 4 days
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