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I think that's the thread dump of my brain currently.

Anyone knows what date and time we have?

I'm so lost right now.

17 projects atm thanks to e.g. Microsofts Exchange Hell.

I. Hate. Everything.

Go spread your butt cheeks so I can give you two fists of love before you write a damn ticket regarding yet another (security-) problem in infrastructure.

If butt cheeks ever open, fists won't be the ones coming to my mind

@asgs it makes it easier to rip the intestines out....

Its currently: 22:50:45 10.03.2021 CET

@asgs everyone is coming in your mind, it’s kind of like imagining everyone in their underwear, but more kinky

This hurts, and that is because I do know you are a true professional, so if something came your way that made you say this then I can officially say that it was a true fucked up and annoying situation.

I raise my glass to you my good lad, and for better and more comfortable days to come your way my brother.

Handling 3 front end projects already made me want to scream out the window my username, not sure what 17 will do to me.

For a second there, I thought this was Alex...

Brain go "\nop"

@AleCx04 thx.

@JFK422 nope. It's... Saturday. I think.

Exchange servers are all good... Luck when I look at how many others are fucked.

2 build pipelines rewritten...

One Python / ASGI.
One Java / HTTP.

Joy cause it are two entirely different things with similarities.

Needed to add auth to SBT / Java.

God in heaven SBT is torture. Never saw such a fucked up (unnecessary) complex shit.

Fun - e.g. depending on parameter, quotes in the parameter value like "value" might be interpreted literally as "value" - not value. Add TLS and no debugging output to it and you have the joy of debugging a client on server side with header logging (TLS - no Wireshark decryption, hence let the server dump the headers to the log... As the client debug is as useful as void).

An network configuration error in CARP lead an server / FreeBSD to play ping pong with another server... Fun when suddenly things come from an entirely different IP and services start randomly fucking up.

Down to 12 projects. Lot's of other random stuff but these things were really awful.

63.5 h worked since ... Monday? I think.

I've survived. *deep throats the whiskey bottle*

Whoooo a "nope" sled, fancy. We county bumpkins had to sled with NOP.

Stay away from Microsoft mail products. I've learned that very early on.
I don't understand why there is so much hotmail/outlook.com/exchange out there.
MS has such a fucked up anti spam policy and still have far more spam problems. The fuckers block all SMTP servers by default and have to beg to deliver mail to them. They don't deserve to operate in this field. Just nope.

Our IT department actually just goes ah it's too an MS account. We can't guarantee your mail arrived just call. We mail only from services (like google workspaces).