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asgs

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Caffeine. Energetic and Addictive
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Xoka

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Exactly the reason why anybody else drinks coffee
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10Dev

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Because I'll lose my shit if I have to debug a 500 loc client side ecma3 JS file without it
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theabbie

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I like fucking my sleep schedule
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platypus

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I’m pretty much drinking sipping rums now. Makes programming much, much more palatable. I’m completely chilled.
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C0D4

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Because idiots.

Idiots make me drink coffee, it's either that or there'll be less idiots in the world.
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wackOverflow

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I don’t. Guess I’m not a real programmer 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Root

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@platypus has the right idea!
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IntrusionCM

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I need a drug a day to keep the doctor away...

And I mean the doctor with the white straight jacket and the nice soft cells.
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Root

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@IntrusionCM I’m dangerously close to needing that, I fear.
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IntrusionCM

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@Root me too. Except that I'm amazed how long you kept up the shit.

I'm currently giggling or crying or hitting my head.

The last week's were... Terrifying.
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hashedram

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To keep my neurotransmitters in line, lest they get rowdy.
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johnmelodyme

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Caffeine addiction because we need to stay agile and awake.
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Dev-jaiye

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@Xoka 😄
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Dev-jaiye

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@10Dev I see 😂
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Dev-jaiye

33

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@platypus hmmm rum?
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Dev-jaiye

33

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@C0D4 flee from idiots then
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Dev-jaiye

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@wackOverflow me too buddy 😂
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Dev-jaiye

33

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@Root 😂 enjoy
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Dev-jaiye

33

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@IntrusionCM 😂😂😂😂
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Dev-jaiye

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@Root @johnmelodyme I can imagine

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