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Not as bad as the Look Up Tables in our PHP code. Filthy $LUTs all over the place.
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@Parzi
Tiny but strong, black and hot? Aromatic, giant, and overflowing with frothy cream? Maybe cheap and ice-chilled, in the back of a truck? Spells your name wrong? With a thin layer of oil on the surface? Unfiltered and chunky? In a large pot? 🤔
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@nikoniko If only my coffee would call me senpai and blush before I drink from the cup.
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nikoniko94y@bittersweet Invention of the future. I call it the onii-cup! Every sip lets out a prerecorded moan of your favorite waifu! Now in stores near you!
Stop abbreviating “dictionary” as “dic”.
I do not want to see an email with your latest data dics before I’ve fucking had my morning coffee.
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