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Nihil75
4y

Made the mistake of mentioning ISO27001 security standard near management.

- "What?? Why don't we have that certificate?! Why are you not thinking about this?"
- "We don't need it."
- "Of course we do! we must have the highest standards!! Lets hire some lawyers and security consultants to help us get certified!"

A week later:
"Ok, turns out we don't need it."

Satan give me strength...

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  • 7
    4y
    Yes. There are many ISO standards. :)
  • 14
    4y
    27001 is a nightmare.
    Be glad you don’t need it.
  • 11
    4y
    "Satan give me strength..."

    Root suddenly appears in the comments.
  • 2
    4y
    @Wisecrack Tends to apppear more often recently.
    Incantatuions...
  • 1
    4y
    @Ranchonyx Imagine being a sub but every girl you meet likes doms, so you have to chase edgy women who are into satan.

    The total state of BDSM in 2021 america.

    I am but a humble amish farmer! Whip me harder martha!

    Really trying on the nocontext here. Help me out.
  • 1
    4y
    Yea no context fits.
  • 1
    4y
    @Wisecrack there are no coincidences around our empress.. 😂
  • 1
    4y
    Ayyy i work in a company where this applies... The only stuff that gets done around here gets done very slowly
  • 2
    4y
    @arcsector your work is an asymptote: always approaching complete but never quite being done.

    Sounds like a variation on Dante's Inferno.
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