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@C0D4 sacrifice brings absolution COD4!
Just because you were forced doesn't mean you're not dirty bound!
Now for the honor killing, would you prefer sacrifice to the volcano gods or catapult into the sun? -
@Wisecrack as the first human to be incinerated by the sun.... it sounds like a win/win to me.
I'll send a postcard from Mercury on my way past. -
@C0D4 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEND ME ONE AS WELL!
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@Ranchonyx every day we grow further and further from the light of god.
Thaumcraft is basically how I look at functional programming. -
@Wisecrack
Drop kick them into the sun. No mercy. -
@magicMirror I like your spirit! By the powers invested in me on behalf of the supreme-council-of-serious-serious-men-who-wear-super-fancy-hats I hereby appoint you state executioner!
You know they're important and in charge because they wear hats and suits! -
@Wisecrack
Dude.... I already keep an axe under my desk to discorage idiots.
But I like the new hat!
People caught using emojis in code should be driven into the sea.
Otherwise one day its gonna just be straight magic, without reason or understanding.
You're gonna type a bunch of moon runes into a glowing floaty interface, pour the blood of a chicken into a collector tray (totally not a pentagram) and "shit just happens" (tm).
And "scholars" (neckbeards) will spend all their time shape-in-wrong-hole idiocracy-style button mashing their mystical ouija board IDEs in the grim dark future, looking for combinations that do something useful.
Every time it glows red? Compile error.
Every time it glows green? Christmas is near, congrats it compiled.
Every time it sets off a mystical air siren (henceforth known as "fusrohdah"), runtime error. And probably explosions.
In the grim dark future of Apple 40k. A.D, there is only war, warp demons, and pending VSCode updates.
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