Hello World!

Welcome buddy.

*Takes out the machetes*

Somebody the ropes we have another one

Good Green Dot

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10/10 Welcome to devRant my comrade.

Or maybe I'm infiltrated job recruiter...Now, do ya'll want to hear about this new super exciting role with minimum pay?

@Ruoks Only if it involves 24h availability, unpaid overtime and weekends, salary deducted toilet breaks and a manager who doesn't understand tech but is convinced it's very easy and the company only outsources it to lowly engineers because they don't want to get business hands dirty.

@homo-lorens But wait...there's more! On site parking, kitchen with two microwaves and quiet room for crying is all included!