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@Floydimus come now, we've all thought about suicide at some point, doesn't mean you should do it.
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@Floydimus Sure, but they state: "Required: 5 years deep knowledge of PHP" and I'm like: "Uh, no".
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@CaptainRant Required: the physcology and history of the original PHP developer, having some tolerance to hearing "uwu", "kitten", etc.
Wage: apples. But they do be sour tho -
If I should do an PHP job... Can you be an prostitute and I'm your pimp? 60 for me, 40 for you?
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So do they also ask you about wOrDpReSs ProGrAmMiNg?
Well got called once for hiring a WordPress developer who understands WordPress programming language.
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My CV clearly says I don't have any Php experience.. yet.. comes a recruiter ask me if a Php job would fit my experience.
What the.. urgh seriously.
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