Applied peroxide to a wound? You're a nurse now.

If you've ever cooked a meal, it's okay to put "Chef" in your bio.

Everyone deals differently with their imposter syndrome

I mean, by all means put it in your Twitter bio. Put "almighty overload of the photocopier" in your Twitter bio if you like, no-one cares.

Anywhere that matters though, such as your LinkedIn profile though... yeah, that's not going to go down so well.

Wait, so Twitter is a hell hole full of pretenders?!

Well I would never! How unexpected!

1+1 in python interpreter is a line of code... Good luck on the interview 😜

Some people just like to demerit other people.

I typed "allow paste" into the Firefox console to unlock pasting from clipboard. Am I full-stack yet?

If you've ever lent money to someone (and got it back), it's ok to put "banker" on bio.

If you’ve ever farted, it’s ok to put "musician" in your bio.

I've made some tunes. Guess I fulfilled my dream of being a composer!

the person: i can code!
the same person: why is python saying there's a parse error and what does that mean

I saw Albert Einstein picture on e in Google image. I guess I am Albert Einstein junior 2 then...hahahahah

@kamen if you wash your car, then you can put you are an automobile engineer