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boombodies
3y

Manager: We need to fix this QA backlog. I’m going to share the workload of doing QA.

Dev: Please don—

*Dev email notification getting spammed with approvals*

Dev: …Are you even pulling the code down to test it locally?

Manager: There’s no time for that! We have to get this PR backlog pushed through! I’m just looking at the code to see if it looks good and approving based on that.

*Later that day*

Manager: HEY NONE OF THE FEATURES ON STAGING MEET THE REQUIREMENTS AT ALL. THIS IS A BUGGY MESS, WHAT HAPPENED GUYS??

Dev: …

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  • 6
    3y
    I'm amazed you haven't pooped on his desk yet to clarify your opinion of his workflow in a visual presentation.
  • 3
    3y
    @IntrusionCM The workflow is already written with poop on the wall after having been delegated to the fan.
  • 2
    3y
    @boombodies maybe then something that is unignorable....

    Ever had rotten potatoes?

    The stench burns your nose hairs.
  • 0
    3y
    How long were these PRs open? Why weren't they tested locally before opening the PR? The longer you wait before completion, the more likely it is to get merge conflicts.
  • 1
    3y
    @electrineer 2 Days. Because some devs don’t test their shit. I mean if you don’t know how to rebase sure.
  • 0
    3y
    @boombodies 2 days is no problem, it sounded like they were open for weeks or months
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