If the requirements are spaghetti what hope does the code have?

You can actually simplify chaotic requirements with super clean code, at least sometimes. Truth tables, possibly simplified with Quine-McClusky, are an example.

@Fast-Nop I'm the only person in my org that even knows what the fuck a truth table is...

They don't even realize that the "S" in a CS degree stands for SCIENCE.

Now I'm sad again 😥

@sariel Next thing you know, rumors going around you'd be a truther. oO

@Fast-Nop @sariel And here I am just pouring tomato sauce on the requirements instead

@boombodies ooh you get the sauce?

I'm stuck with meatballs and a matchstick, one day... one day I'll work out how to light this stick and eat my meat.

But as for the business spaghetti = code spaghetti, it's generally true, and takes a well trained chef to unscramble the code and still align with the requirements.

Even when requirements contradict themselves 😒