girlfriend - I want to impress my boyfriend with a good "dev joke". Do you have anything for me? :) - devRant

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10

eeeddr

740

8y

Tell him to stop treating you like an object or else you'll leave him. He won't get it, but we do get to laugh at it :^)
5

Awlex

17745

8y

There is a glorious thread on Stackoverflow. Hope this helps http://stackoverflow.com/q/234075/...
0

Stiletto

18

8y

@Awlex I don't get everything but thanks :D
5

SSDD

4760

8y

Tell him someone asked you to go to the shops to get a carton milk, and if they had eggs to get six.

Then tell him you returned home with 6 cartons of milk, because they had eggs.
4

Wallpaper

2586

8y

Claim no one uses Python 2.7 anymore
3

TRiGGER80

517

8y

Dress up really sexy for him, wait for him on his bed in a seductive pose and tell him to

getStringFromObject()

;-)
4

franciscoknebel

130

8y

Microsoft.
4

PerfectAsshole

6063

8y

I'd tell you a udp joke but i don't care if you get it

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