that's what I talk about

blasphemy.

php is the mother of all web

@sleek macromedia wants to know your location

Well, at least he is honest about it.

And the other major "programming language" for web is JS.
Pitiful.

Rasmus no longer works on PHP. The latest versions are better than the last. They are improving the languages in big ways with each new subversion.

This is some im14andthisisdeep bullshit. If you’re confident that PHP is trash then roll your own. It’s open source and is coded in C so you shouldn’t have any problems making your superior version.

“There’s only 2 types of programming languages. The ones people bitch about, and the ones no one uses”

@heyjoe1984 It's still a bad language. That doesn't mean it has no value, hell, people use Javascript and Python everyday