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Wisecrack
3y

The overuse of something is designed to demoralize and discourage the very thing.

Vapid christmas jingles, meaningless consumerism, blackfriday shopping, keeping up with the joneses, decorations and tinsel bullshit so overloaded on homes and trees that it looks like a gaudy airstrip display, holiday-town-esque themes and festivals so frequent, overcooked and overcommercialized that its like you've stepped into a 40-year-old sterile suburban house-wives braindrain internal fantasy reruns of regurgitated hallmark christmas romance movies.

Alls fair love and christmas.

In other news, some strapping young and intrepid adventurer *lit a public christmas tree on fire*.

Its a shame really, when we can't just enjoy the simple things without some dickhead going and spoiling it. But also I can't help but ask

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

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  • 2
    3y
    Happy Holidays!
  • 1
    3y
    @asgs Merry Christmas!
  • 2
    3y
    @Wisecrack we do need such environment to relieve us from all the pressure we carry throughout the year

    It is over commercialization, yeah. But we are depressed souls and we need reasons to constantly up the spirits. After all, Festivals are for us people observed/celebrated in the name of Gods, Traditions, etc.
  • 1
    3y
    Are you by any chance located in LT? Couple of days ago someone burned a christmas tree here too, lol
  • 1
    3y
    Hey, buring christmas trees are a nice idea.

    Normally there is only easter for publicly burning stuff - since witch stake day isn't a thing anymore...

    Wonder, how long an average christmas tree burns. Also not sure whether it would have to be dried first to reduce emissions.
  • 1
    3y
    @GeorgeBool Best advice I've read all day.

    Probably not the white Christmas Bing Crosby had in mind, but a highly effective alternative to absolutely anything.

    Probably best not to try this one at home though kids, leave it to experienced professionals, like @GeorgeBool - That guy fucks!!!
  • 1
    3y
    do you realize all this is optional right?
  • 0
    3y
    @Oktokolo "dried to reduce emmisions."

    Environmentally friendly arson.

    Also, why not try organic, free range, vegan crack?

    Now with 50% less c02 emmisions!
  • 0
    3y
    @GeorgeBool easily the best riff hey.annnd... STOLEN.
  • 1
    3y
    @Wisecrack
    Hey, the terraforming project is already going too fast - so when we burn christmas trees (or witches, doesn't matter), we better do it as eco-friendly as possible.
  • 0
    3y
    @Oktokolo yes but can we fuel a green economy on ecofriendly free range sustainably farmed witches?
  • 1
    3y
    @Wisecrack
    Yes, we can. But we have to be careful with the witchers as they really know how to defend themselves...
  • 0
    3y
    @Oktokolo I care not for their hocury-pokery! avast pagans! You shall answer for your fowl ways.

    Burn the witches.

    And their ducks.
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