Dude picking his brain over my coke. Yes I mean attempting to tickle his brain trough the nose hole.
A piece of nasal excrement landed in my coke and made it go fizz, that was how I noticed.

Bon apetite mate 😀

@macfanpl that's a fast hard nope; he tossed it and was super embarrassed.

Whenever he came near my desk after that I made it a point of moving the glass/mug away from him.

Had to read it a few times, my drug ignorant mind went "Boogers make coke fiz? Mucus is mostly a base, is cocaine an acid? Lemme look that up..no.. Why would someone be doing cocaine at work? Oh...wait... coke = coca-cola...I'm a moron."

@Demolishun hahaha in that picture the coke looks more like soda (sodium carbonate).

Als,o nice mug suggestion, thanks