I realized I am a rant grifter...

Somebody makes a good rant. I respond with witty, snarky, or angry response. Then I cash in on them sweet internets points. Rant grifting.

Do you?

@Floydimus Do I what? Confused.

Well. Duh.
Thats how fake internet points work!

Also - I live for snarky, smartass, knowitall comments!

@Floydimus take my points you witty bastard.

Oh no, your gamified virtual dick is 1.7x as large as mine!

@Demolishun You're exaggerating.

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Angry - OK, snarky - hmmm, but witty? ^^

Guilty as charged, buuuut 🤔

I don't grift because I want to.

I grift because I'm allowed to.

I mostly do it because of my own inadequacies and I have nothing else of value to bring to the conversion.

If I can make a joke and someone finds it entertaining I bring value to my own existence that I can't get from my employer.

I never do that 😇.