JavaScript, known as Java for short...

Oh dear..... I can already see some poor barely-capable graduate is gonna have an even worse time than usual barely-capable graduates

Lol, 'Microsoft Viseo'. And directly after 'ability to pay close attention to detail' xD

Is Java is short for JavaScript, than is C short for C#?

Omg.I think the shortlisted applicants are going to go through alot of bullshit in that interview.if they have any shortlisted applicants.or applicants at all.i can only imagine the interview.
First question:Do you know javascript aka Java for short
Interviewee:Java is not equal to javascript
Interviewer: YES IT IS!!
Interviewee:I'm leaving aka go fuck yourself for short.

Hahaha God.

Holy fuck that's cringy

I only hope it was an hr person who wrote this and not a head of IT.

Well that's just painful, but why would you even need to explain what JavaScript is? Wouldn't you only want people who know what it is to apply for the job?

I am done with programming

Give me 100k plus /month with a remote work possibility and I'll let you call JavaScript whatever you want.

Oh God, reading this hurts

"The ability to pay close attention to details"
May this be a test or may not?

🤦🏻‍♂️

Old Internet saying: "Java behaves to JavaScript like a car behaves to a carpet"

Cringe

Seems like the job description is compiled not interpreted... an essay

"Compensation Type: Paid"

I just forcibly removed my eyeballs because of that.
Now I have to set up a screen reader... :(((

console.log ("facepalm");
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^
Exception in thread main java.lang.Error: unresolved compilation problem: console cannot be resolved

I am a Photoshop workflow specialist with 20 years of experience with CSS3, I have build a lot of PHP database with MVC query. My favorite web server is FrontPage. Do I qualify for the interview?

@Codebeard you should try some java in your chrome console. Maybe it works the other way around? 😂

@sebgignac Sure.
System.out.println ("facepalm");
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x >Uncaught ReferenceError: System is not defined at <anonymous>:1:1

@Codebeard 😂😂😂🖒🖒

Stopped reading on Java for short...

It gave me palpitation, a huge headake and a veins explodes in the brain.

@sebgignac But do you know JavaScript aka Java?

@creator I know all JavaScript brackets including the ending </> one

Owwwee, it hurts my eyes so much