I have been looking at my github contribution graph.. i only write code when I'm unhappy.

The times of my life when i am happiest and make the best memories are completely blank. I suppose I have been using programming as a coping mechanism, some hobby to keep my mind off things i dont want to think about?

Has anyone else experienced this? Maybe I should be doing other things with my life.

It's easy to make jokes about this whole Google assistant thing, but can we just take a second to appreciate what they've done here?

Ethics and morals aside, this tech is incredible, we are truly living in the future. Right here, right now.

❎ I am not a robot

So I accidentally published my AWS keys to GitHub, stupid me. I realize this the next day.

$ git reset
$ git push
Reset keys in AWS

I was too late. Bot already stole the keys and started up 53 EC2 instances. Racked up $4000+ of compute time (probably Bitcoin mining, I'd assume)

4 weeks later, I finally have this shit disputed and settled.

Don't test with hardcoded keys. You WILL forget about them. Env vars always. That is all.

Welp...

I wrote this code about 3 years ago.

I guess we all had to start somewhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the pinnacle of AI technology

Spotify. That is all.

HOMEPOD

Like seriously, what?

Homepod.

...

homepod

You wish you had these skills (oc)

I really love this picture

Lol @ Jetbrains

!rant

Who else is fucking ready for I/O

Hello world? Why is everyone being so friendly to the stupid planet? It won't even go out of the way to say something back! Go talk to a real person, damn nerds.

We all know we're just here for the free stress ball.

Im happy now 😊

GODADDY IS THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTANCE
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THAT GUY BOB PARSONS SO I CAN STAB THAT FUCKER IN THE GOD DAMMED BALLSACK

When machines take over the world, at least we'll be the last ones with a job

When I spend 3 hours debugging and it turns out to be a typo

You had me at hello world