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@tosensei I love it!
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@Heliarco well - what IS the correct way to pronounce it? the versions i know are:
* asher
* azûre
* steaming heap of rotting garbage that needs to be killed with fire -
@tosensei it gets even more hilarious in non english native countries that have the word azure as well.
But my favorite pronunciation is: money pit -
@rantsauce looks like i'm wrong https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... at least in English, I had it mixed up
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@Demolishun Because it helps us manage out trash~
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@Demolishun which one, the first or the second g in garbage? 😄
Here are some more: golf, gun, global, guest, gap -
@tosensei not just the product, the entire company who produced it.
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@ElectroArchiver you mean Windows??
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@max19931 No, the code we write~
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@max19931 nah. microsoft did some good things.
namely:
* age of empires 1
* age of empires 2
* age of empires 4
* dotnet -
@tosensei Yes, except for dotnet.
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@tosensei I never got where all the hate for aoe3 comes from.
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@tosensei yes. I‘ve played all aoe versions. Aoe3 is one of my favs. Age of Mythology is also very good.
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@Lensflare it seems we're just too different people...
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@tosensei Wait you're forgetting:
- age of empires 2: HD edition
- age of empires 2: Definitive edition
Excerpts from "Bastard devops from hell" checklist:
- Insistently pronounce git with a soft "G" and refuse to understand people not using that pronunciation, the same goes for jithub, jitlab, jit lfs, jitkraken etc.
- Reject all pull requests not in haiku format, suggest the author needs to be more culturally open minded when offending.
- increment version numbers ONLY based on percentage code changed: Less than 1% patch increment, less than 5% minor increment, more than that major version increment.
- Cycle ALL access keys, personal tokens, connection strings etc. every month "for security reasons"
- invent and only allow usage of your own CI/CD language, for maximum reuse of course. Resist any changes to it after first draft release
rant