Coworker: hi
Me: hi
... 3 hours later ...
C: hi
M: how can I help?
...
C: hi
M: HAVE YOU EVER USED COMMUNICATOR IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT IN FIRST MESSAGE, DONT WAIT FOR ME TO HI YOU BACK, WHAT THE HELL HOW MANY TIMES A DAY YOU NEED TO GREET ME

hi

@ElectroArchiver 2 hours later...

Hi

@Grumm exactly lol

make nohello.com your profile status. But even then they won't pick up the cue.

@DBX12 next level: respond to every "hi" message with "nohello.com"
Maybe make a bot for it.

@ElectroArchiver hi (actually 8 hrs later)

Maybe they love you and just want to talk to you?

@nanobot wasting everyone's time sure is a way to show that you like someone

Hey @nanobot I hope you're doing OK! Did you manage to sleep at all last night? ;)

I wanted to report a small bug in the webshop, I'm trying to order the largest dildo in the store but it just won't fit! Hope to hear from you soon.

@alexbrooklyn good luck with the dildo.

Hi

Could be a circuit. Would expect a low now and then too

My teams status for the last couple years has been:

">>> https://nohello.net <<< Please include your question in your first message to save time!"

Pro tip: ignore messages that contain no actionable content. Saves me about 20 years of my life