I saw a bent antenna on a car today that looked like a parabola. The architect on my team keeps trying to gaslight me. What’s up with this fucking shit? Why doesn’t anyone have any fucking Christmas cheer?!?

You really got me ..

@ElectroArchiver you really got me blushing ☺️😙

I don't get what any of this means.

I went to work today and told my boss that I'm done with it all. I took his mug and filled it with cheese and cockroaches. When I left he had a smile on his face and told me to have a Happy New Year. I told him to eat shit.

Shit I already watched this.
God I hate these people I'd be caught up on everything by now.

This reads like a conversation between chatbots trained on devrant data

@tedge may the Bots rule this platform.

@Demolishun people being mean before Christmas. Don't focus on the parabola part 😁

@AvatarOfKaine stop remote-controlling @phat-lasagna and add more context to your own posts.

@Oktokolo I think it lacks coherence, not necessarily context.

@Oktokolo I'm remote controlling him ?

@AvatarOfKaine Obviously.

@Oktokolo what some kind of priming effect by reading my vague rants ?

@AvatarOfKaine Well, Christians tried to ban texts for this exact reason. What once has been read can't be made unread again. Your texts may have permanently altered his brain.

So yeah, maybe you aren't actually remote controlling him. Maybe it is just your texts that run havoc in his brain. They surely aren't for the faint of heart...

@Oktokolo grin

@Oktokolo I am a one man psyops team hehe